Sunday, June 10, 2007

Pregnancy is not beautiful.

One thing that I always could not understand - is how people view pregnancy as a beautiful thing, and how babies are cute, etc, etc. Mostly by older folks too.

When I look at pregnant women, or babies, I think of the one act that started it all:



That's right. Pregnancy is not a beautiful thing. And babies are not cute, they are the bastard spawn of wild animalistic sexual intercourse between 2 drunken college students with STDs.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Aunt Jemima of the 21'st century

Anyone that has read ...this.. knows that the black woman on the Aunt Jemima pancakes/syrup has changed a bit from year to year.

First, she looked like this in 1893, the image of a slave:



Then, her image was changed to this, a more modern and "non-slave" black woman to keep up with the politically correct times:




Well, here's what I predict the 2007 Aunt Jemima will look like:



Careful, she'll pop a cap in your white ass if you don't eat her fucking pancakes, nigga.